My jokes topic

I didn´t find a of topic area so i guess i´l post this here.I´l start with a classic joke:
Why is 6 afraid of 7?Cause 789(as in 7 ate 9...)
What do christmas and a cat in the deset have in common?Sandy Claws
Man it smells like updog in here(Anyone ask me what it is or else the joke won´t work)
Whay couldn´t the little pirate go see the movie?Because it had too much booty and it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says:Hey we got a drink named after you.Grasshopper responds:You have a drink named Larry?
Why don´t oysters give to charity?Because they are shelfish...
How many psychiatrits does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one but the lightbulb will have to want to change
How many DragonBall Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?Just one but it will take about 6 episodes
Two muffins baking in the oven.One says to the other:Man it´s hot in here.The other responds:OMG A TALKIN MUFFIN
What does a vegetrian zombie say?GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNNN
How do you fit 5 Bulbasaurs and 2 Charizards onto a bus?You pokemon
Darth Vader says to Luke:I know what you are getting for christmas...HOW DO YOU KNOW?says Luke.And Vader says:;I felt you´r presence...(sounds like presents)
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?A penguin roling down a hill
What is black and white and laughing?The penguin who pushed him
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?A Baboom

We have the humour horoscope
But awesome joke, I loved the DBZ one! XD

Oh i must have missed that.I´l have more jokes soon.Like right now:
How do you kill an elephant?With an elephant gun
How do you kill a blue elephant?With a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?You choke it untill it turns blue and then use a blue elephant gun
How do you kill a purple elephant?Purple elephants don´t exist

I know a real good version of that one! Gotta post it!

No questions about the updog one?

Yes, I didn´t get that one.

This one: How do you fit 5 Bulbasaurs and 2 Charizards onto a bus?You pokemon

If I got it right, it was poke `em on at the end, but written as pokemon, right? If it was, then it was very funny XD XD

Anyway, I think I liked all jokes, but the DragonBall Z joke was hilarious XD XD

Yep that´s it you poke em on(pokemon) and you are suposed to ask me what´s updog

I did. I wrote " Yes, I didn´t get that one. "

But what is updog? No wait, somehow it feels like I´m gonna be fooled here, but someone have to ask it, right?

Not much realy what´s up with you dog?(Get it?What´s up dog?)

HAHA Cheos owned you out, cause he said what is updog and not what's up! XD

Same thing

It was funny

Damm right it was

Hey Weiss, I bet I can make you say purple.

Bet you can´t

What color is Sonic?

He´s blue why?

Now what color is Tails?

He´s orange/yellow why?

Finally, what color is Amy?

She´s pink

See? Told ya I could make you say pink.

You didn´t say you´d make me say pink you said you´d make me say...whait a minute


Nope i aint saying it

XD DAMN IT!

I aint as dumb as a dog i´m as smart as a cat