Zora & Knuckles

Zora: Hey Knux I bet you don't know how to kill a pink elephant!
Knuckles: Urm, no?
Zora: Easy! First you make a raisin cake with 30 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 29 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 28 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 27 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 26 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 25 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 24 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 23 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 22 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 21 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 20 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 19 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 18 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 16 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. SUDDENLY you realize you were supposed to make a raisin cake with 17 raisins in it, so you go home and stuff one more raisin into the cake. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant; bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 16 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 15 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 14 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and-
Knuckles: *SNOOOORE*
Zora: *shrugs* -make a raisin cake with 13 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 12 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 11 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 10 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 9 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 8 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 7 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and- Knuckles wake up! *pokes him with a stick*
Knuckles: Huh?
Zora: So we'll have to take it all over again then.
Knuckles: NO!
Zora: Then you go home and make a raisin cake with 13 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 12 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 11 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 10 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 9 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 8 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 7 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 6 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 5 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 4 raisins in it-
Knuckles: AHHH I CAN'T STAND THIS!
Zora: Shut up! Anyways: Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 3 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 2 raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with 1 raisin in it.
Knuckles: It's over soon....
Zora: Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. Then you go home, and make a raisin cake with NO raisins in it. Then you walk through the village of the blue elephants. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom, dead. So then you continue over to the pink elephant's village. You let it suck up all the raisins. But there are no raisins, so it keep sucking and sucking until it gets blue. Everyone knows how to kill a blue elephant: bang, boom dead!
Knuckles: .... that's it? I've been listening to that... for THAT?!
Zora: XD

That was...EPICLY AWSOME

*phew* hard work, I tells you... I love pulling that joke on people cause they get so bored but so entertained at the same time! XD

Awesomely pwnage! XD I should make a comic of that!

Yeah good luck you're gonna fall asleep at 19 raisins XD

XD XD XD XD Poor Knuckles, but, I wonder, how the ---- did you bother do write all that? My fingers would be dead after that ^^' But I love that joke XD